![]() Rockstar Spud's participation in the match.After hearing that the road is blocked, he still insists with charging upon it in order to arrive to the match. Then a truck driven by Gregory Helms approaches the area and the (former) Hurricane, now the head of the Helms Dynasty, is being interviewed. The fake news channel have a journalist near one of the barricades blocking the access to Cameron.To ensure some order in the upcoming chaos, TNA lended many referees to this match. A Falls Count Anywhere like the Final Deletion, but involving every Tag Team in TNA/Impact's Tag Team division and with a last-team-standing elimination format. The highlight, however, is the Tag Team Apocalypto match.Vanguard-1 answering Sienna's Open Challenge and being denied the request by the referee.Props also to Spud himself, for his kayfabe-breaking sarcastic lampshading of many tropes involved with pro wrestling's way of storytelling. Granted, his opponent ( Rockstar Spud) was tazed by Senor Benjamin at the beginning of the match, but still! Bonus points for his entrance, on a toy car. Matt's son King Maxel winning a pro wrestling match.Every member of House Hardy (including Senor Benjamin and King Maxel) was booked and the main event would be the Tag Team Apocalypto, which was basically the Final Deletion up to eleven. A volcano erupted in the Land of Deletion at the Hardy compound, and should House Hardy lose a single match, the volcano will swallow the whole area. Total Nonstop Deletion, full stop! During the entire PPV there was a fake news channel reporting the different events that happened on Cameron, NC.How does Matt revert to his "Broken" self? By pledging the Seven Deities to strike him with a lightning bolt!.(Setting the Jeff Hardy Cross on fire at the end of the match) "I'm committing arson! I'm a TERRIBLE PERSON!" When Queen Rebecca shows Matt scenes from "The Final Deletion", Matt's comments are:.And when she leaves, he decides to unsub scribe for an email in regards to a rock band known as The Young Bucks.and the Scribe appears again. After Queen Rebecca states that they wouldn't have that candy if Matt didn't hand out green beans during Halloween, Matt questions what kind of lunatic would do so. Sometime after the initial amnesia episode, Matt is seen deleting emails and eating candy.Despite driving out to the lake when they were sure no one else was around. and his faithful Scribe appears out of the blue, ready to take notes. When Jeff gets annoyed and decides to go fight DCC by himself, Matt states that the feelings are hard to de scribe.And when Jeff tries to dunk Matt into the Lake of Reincarnation, Matt absolutely refuses by stating he could catch a cold or get sick.Then Senor Benjamin, Queen Rebecca and Jeff try to sing the "Obsolete" lines Jeff sings three times.When he attempts to recreate the whole "Brother Nero, I knew you'd come!" schtick, Matt is honestly confused as to what's going on. Jeff finds his brother being an engineer, dressed in a white sweater all while Senor Benjamin is lounging around.Hilarity Ensues (as if there hasn't been enough of it to begin with): And then as a result of that forklift fight, Matt gets amnesia.When the operator refuses, Matt bites him. During a backstage fight between the Broken Hardys and DCC, he commands a forklift operator to charge after one of the members.He then shoos away the next trick or treaters."Remember children, no one likes a Fat Hardy." And when he confronts one dressed as a box of donuts: Trick or DELETE : Handing out green beans to kids dressed in costumes.And just to make things more ridiculous (if it hasn't already at that point), Broken Matt then pleads with the seven deities to infuse the life energy he DELETEd from Brother Nero into Vanguard-1, returning it to "life". You can even hear what sounds like the cameraman Corpsing at Matt's shenanigans. Post Delete or DECAY he finds Vanguard-1 offline and absolutely goes over the top on Vanguard-1 being unconscious, going as far as to scream, "Don't you do this to me!" before really hamming it up.And that's just before the fight happens. Delete or DECAY revealed that he has his own personal zoo filled with the "greatest souls of existence", showcasing George Washington in the body of a giraffe, then having Brother Nero fight off Smokin' Joe Frazer in the body of a kangaroo, mentioning how he's a Spot Monkey whisperer and names a selection of monkeys based off of X Division wrestlers and talks to a lion that hosts the soul of Genghis Khan. ![]() We would like to note that none of what is listed below is made up, no matter how WTF bonkers it may sound. It was a gimmick of such weirdness that he could do his own television series with everything that he's done. Broken/Woken Matt HardyIn 2016, Matt struck gold with the "Broken" gimmick in TNA.
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